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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 12:00

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
What should I do to get over a relationship?
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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
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No, not a chance
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Just Forget it!
What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
How are interior designers using AI tools to personalize home design experiences?
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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