What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 12:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

What should I do to get over a relationship?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

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No, not a chance

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Still no good

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Just Forget it!

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

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Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

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